Oh, Dear

Hey, you!  Yeah, you. Look over there. In the sidebar. See the “Things You Ought to Know” section? Yeah. Look closer. See the part about “weird things I do”? Well. Here is a lovely example of that very phrase. Oh, dear.

 

I made an M&M of myself. I call her Shirley.

Why? Because I am weird. WEIRD. Say it: weird.

Blue body: I like blue. And green. And pretty much all colors.

Brown hair: I wish my hair was that flippity. Hmph.

Mouth: Can you see the braces?

Stethoscope: Because I like medical stuff, that’s why.

Converse tennis shoes: I like those, too.

Eyes: I look like I am going to fall over in a traumatic fainting spell.

 

Just to let you know, it doesn’t really look like me. Also, I will never sleep again because I put this on here. For the whole world to see.

 

Oh, dear.